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Friday, May 13, 2005

Evolution

Just gotta watch Kingdom of heaven. And realised that its a religious harmony show. Somehow, I think we all agree with it, just that we miss practising them in daily life. Am I right? ANyway. Why be all so serious with a blog. Below is some entertainment for a nice friday night blogging session.

The following is a brief history of time. A chornicle of wars fought.

A few hundred years B.C.
The empire of Greece. The Greeks fought many wars and conquered many land. Their empire expanded towards Africa where the egyptian empire yielded. Objective was to round up the barbarians and make them civilised.

Until a few hundred years AD.
Rise and fall of the spanish and roman empire. They too tried to win over the tribes and establish an empire. While the spanish empire expanded towards asia, the roman empire went towards Africa. War was fought for pure expansionist ideas and to bring upon prosperity and growth to fill the generals' coffers.

Begin the Dark Age.1000++ AD
Fall of the many great empires started off the dark age. Where crusades were led by religious leaders to convert those of a different faith. At that period of time, the gods were sleeping so they left man to kill each other while they try to call upon armargeddon. Somehow, somewhere down the timeline,man decided to stop being stupids and they learnt to fight for wealth instead. Different religions learnt to live together.

Rise of the Powers
1400 to 1900 ++ AD
Man finally understood that the pen is mightier than the sword. So they started conquering land with pen and paper. That was the beginning of the colonial powers. Great countries sent their man to unchartered grounds to colonised new land. With the industrial revolution, guns and cannons and steam engines brought about new warfare techniques. Much employed by the british and the dutch.

Modern Era
With too much land and lack of resources, the world powers came into conflicts in the 2 highly acclaimed world war. They also learnt how to form alliance with people of different race, language and religion. It was a century of warfare over ideologies.With the end of the 2 world wars, the super powers went into a century of quiet peace. Meanwhile, cocksters in some conutries continue to fight over trivial issues such as gene-lines, race, religion and politics. The superpowers learnt to watch and not intervene because its more profitable to sell weaponaries. Watch the countries destroy itself in civil world, move in and install a new regime. That was their new working principal. They also learnt to gang bang small countries by forming coalitions. Super powersare now no longer limited by countries. The true meaning of nation without borders came about with the formation of the EU, G-7, UN, Asean and Nato.

Dawn of the Space Age 2100++AD
With the completion of the human space programme led by NASA, man established settlements in space. However, conflicts arised and war was fought between the nations of earth and the Space federation. This mark the beginning of the Gundam Era.The coalitions of earth finally stopped their trivia conflicts with each other. Now its earthlings vs Space Cowboys.

ET comfirmation 2200++AD
An attack was launched on humans when bugs from an unknown meteor started attacking. The earth alliance and space federation allied to form a strong force of Starship troopers. They started killing bugs. Man have now comfirmed the existence of ET and leart to be united as Terrans.

Attack of the Muriandies and Shivans
It was freespace warfare when Muriandies from a nearby star started attacking us the Terrans. The NTF Neo Terran Front was thus formed to repel the alien invasion. The great was lasted for almost a century. Humans first voyage to a near by star was accomplished by interstella space warps. As the Great war drew near, an unknown species know as the Shivans started attacking both the NTF and the Muriandies. So they learnt to ally and fight their common enemy. In one of the biggest projects ever, the NTS Collosus was built to repel the attack of the shivans. In one of the greatest space battles ever, the worm hole to planet earth collapsed cutting us from our home system.

Intergallatic Age. The star wars.
And hence man drifted further and further away from the stars and reached other galaxies. They colonised stella systems with diplomacy if not brute force and formed The Federation. An opposition branched off due to trade and political conflicts to form the republic. So it now became terrans+humans vs Terran+humans. The legendary Jedi Knights were born. This marked centuries of warfare until...

The Universal Studio
...man achieved time warp technologies and decided to travel back in time as messiahs to forever change history. They went back to the modern age where they gathered some Howitzers, M1A1 Abrams and B2 bombers before going back to the time 0000. They found the technology super useful as a few Abrams was enough to defend a city against hundred of thousands of horsemen and pikemen.

but...

Universal soldier
In the time travel, they actually stumbled into 2 paralled universe. Lifeforms from the 3 universes clash in conflicts forming the NUS (Nexus Univeral Soldier), NTU (Neo terran Universe) and the SMU (Sid Meier's universe). Fearing that the link between the 3 universe may collapse andbring upon instability to the 3 universes, the 3 Alliance agreed to send me and 2 of my clones back to the time 0000 as the second messiah
In the NUS, I was called allah. In the NTU, i was given the name haleluya and in SMU a technical glitched trigger a massive global destruction on earth(yes we used time travel to get back to earth). It was called the second destruction. I came in the form of Adam and fought huma driven robots known as EVAs. Some scientist from the organisation NERV tried to restart everything. Well he suceeded using the power of ADAM and so here we are now.Yeah

Piece of crap. What rubbish. Hey but its true isn't it. That only when man realise that they are under a common threat facing a common enemy, do they learn to cast aside their minute differences and stand together. Well someone said I have a mind of fantasy and imagination. Guess its not that bad afterall.

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